dozens? Is this Moorfields to muster in? or have
we some strange Indian with the great tool come to
court, the women so besiege us? Bless me, what a
fry of fornication is at door! On my Christian
conscience, this one christening will beget a
thousand; here will be father, godfather, and all together.
fellow somewhat near the door, he should be a
brazier by his face, for, o’ my conscience, twenty
of the dog-days now reign in’s nose; all that stand
about him are under the line, they need no other
penance: that fire-drake did I hit three times on
the head, and three times was his nose discharged
against me; he stands there, like a mortar-piece, to
blow us. There was a haberdasher’s wife of small
wit near him, that railed upon me till her pinked
porringer fell off her head, for kindling such a
combustion in the state. I missed the meteor once,
and hit that woman; who cried out “Clubs!” when I
might see from far some forty truncheoners draw to
her succor, which were the hope o’ the Strand, where
she was quartered. They fell on; I made good my
place: at length they came to the broom-staff to
me; I defied ‘em still: when suddenly a file of
boys behind ‘em, loose shot, delivered such a shower
of pebbles, that I was fain to draw mine honour in,
and let ‘em win the work: the devil was amongst
‘em, I think, surely.
and fight for bitten apples; that no audience, but
the tribulation of Tower-hill, or the limbs of
Limehouse, their dear brothers, are able to endure.
I have some of ‘em in Limbo Patrum, and there they
are like to dance these three days; besides the
running banquet of two beadles that is to come.
They grow still too; from all parts they are coming,
As if we kept a fair here! Where are these porters,
These lazy knaves? Ye have made a fine hand, fellows:
There’s a trim rabble let in: are all these
Your faithful friends o’ the suburbs? We shall have
Great store of room, no doubt, left for the ladies,
When they pass back from the christening.
If the king blame me for’t, I’ll lay ye all
By the heels, and suddenly; and on your heads
Clap round fines for neglect: ye are lazy knaves;
And here ye lie baiting of bombards, when
Ye should do service. Hark! the trumpets sound;
They’re come already from the christening:
Go, break among the press, and find a way out
To let the troop pass fairly; or I’ll find
A Marshalsea shall hold ye play these two months.